Do you want to get abducted by an alien?
Take one Hentai-devouring, porn-watching virgin. That’s me, in case you are wondering. My name is Suzie.
Add in a disgruntled ex-boyfriend, intent on vengeance. Larry the Lizard.
Include a gorgeous, two-dicked alien who chases every sexual experience the universe has to offer. His real name is unpronounceable, so I call him Bob.
Toss in some other characters. Women with tails. A pair of tentacle monsters. One smart-ass dragon.
These are the stories of my adventures.